BTW, blog dreams really DO come true! I got some sweet new sheets for Christmas. No more hoochies on my pillow!
Thanks Ma!
For my birthday I'll write blogs about how Marc hogs the ipod and his laptop, and how a hybrid car would really help me to save the environment.
December 29, 2005
Shout Out to My Mom
December 28, 2005
Misery Loves Company
Women have this fixation. Sick female=expectant mother. Who knows where it started, as if women didn't get sick all time from things like rollercoasters, video games and (those damn) Van Damme movies. Women want to see babies-if they're not gushing over their own, their ooing and ahhing over someone elses. They are baby crazy. And if you're like me, childless after 2 years of marriage, you would feel the pressure rising. I can't mention that I feel a little woosy without a flock of hens hovering around, clucking about a bun in the oven. But this post isn't about them, it's about me. I, too, fall victim to the pregnancy preoccupation.
It’s the day after my wedding. We are driving from frigid
I had another intimate moment with the toilet this morning. More like 6 intimate moments. The last time I threw up was almost 2 years ago to the day. (Our anniversary is Jan 2nd, feel free to congratulate us in blog form.) I was in perfect health yesterday as we flew back from
But again, my mom soon called to tell me the extensive list of family members that were also sick. **Stay away from the salami**
And yet again, I was a little glad everyone else was sick, too.
December 18, 2005
Today in Primary
Teacher: "When we are baptized, we go completely under the water. So we say we are 'baptized by' what?"
Kid #1: "Inversion!"
Kid #2: "By a virgin?!"
Kid #3: "I'M A VIRGIN!"
Trust me, the live version was classic. Can I please see that on TiVo after I die?
My thoughts? Good for you, Kid. We must be teaching you something right after all.
December 8, 2005
Top Ten Things I Love
(or at least that I can think of right now)
- Jäger Sleeping
I have this theory that with redheads, only the strong survive. And I love them for it. I’ve fallen in love with Jäger, our sweet little redheaded stepchild. I’ve dated more redheads then you’d probably like to know about. My best friend has red hair. I hope my kids have red hair like my sister’s kids do. But that won't happen if my husband has any control. Which, technically, he doesn’t. Ha!
- Being carried to bed
5. Sundays in general
- Massages
8. Lindt truffles (chilled in the fridge)
That says it all.
- Cheesy pick up lines
- Crying at the beginning, middle and end of a good book