April 15, 2006

Sick and Wrong

For those that haven't heard the latest in Czech pampering, check this one out:

"The major bath ingredient is Dark Bathing Beer... characteristic beer foam of caramel colour... client is immersed into the baths which is enriched by a batch of active beer yeast [sic]..."

Did somebody say Spring Break in Chodovar?

That’s right, welcome to the newest and drunkenest spa on the planet, where a 20 minute soak can, get this, “enable the relaxed body and mind to release a stream of positive thoughts and energy.” So they’re saying beer can relax you? Who knew?!

But if just a soak isn’t enough, or if you’re tempted to drink the bathwater, you’d better take a tip from the pros: “To enhance the relaxation experience, the guests are recommended a glass of unique non-pasteurized Rock Lager...” Or as we say here in the states, “Moderation and sensible drinking are for pussies. Chug-a-lug, bro!”

Now I’ve officially made myself sick.

April 9, 2006

Husbanding 101

forces a pre-menstrual woman into a

Chocolate Feeding Frenzy

more than rationing her
Girl Scout Cookies!

(You know who you are!!)

April 4, 2006

I have trouble remembering anyone’s eye color but I remember easily how messed up their teeth are.

What does that say about me?

April 1, 2006

Check it Out

Check it out -- Melbo blogged
three days in a row!!
If I were bowling, I'd get a turkey!