June 13, 2006

The Suckiest Forward Ever

So I just got a foward from a friend the other day that I'm still fuming about. Maybe you've all received it before: the one about Asians eating stillborn babies? It comes complete with very realistic looking pictures of a man preparing, cooking and eating human fetuses. (I won't curse any of you with links to the pics, because they will haunt you. I'll let you look them up yourself if you're that curious, but I beg you to abstain.)

Anyway, the whole thing is horrible, and I'm pissed at the friend who sent it to me. Why would I want to see trash like that? The whole premise is a hoax, which is obvious if you do a little research*. And a little research is EXACTLY what one should do before passing along this kind of garbage.

I just sent my friend what I found out, not that it will make much of a difference. You can't do much to stop the sickos out there any more than you can the neurotic forwarders.

*The hoax is this: some sick bastard in China named Zhu Yu decided to put together a piece of performance art, most likely using animal and doll parts to resemble babies. He took pictures of himself eating this monstrosity and posted them all over the internet, calling it "art". This man should burn.

9 comments:

Mind Spewer said...

Zhu Yu is TITS.
Neurotic forwarders are ASS.

Marc said...

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned (or provoked by horrible forwards).

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verniciousknids said...

Ew yuck...that's horrible - and I definitely will not be googling this.

BTW I just noticed that you called me "hardcore"...LMAO

melbo said...

Amen to that, MS. I'm glad I could finally contribute something to your already comprehensive lists!

And Marc, you might be glad to know I toned down my blog just for you.

S&L, thanks for visiting my blog. Even though anyone interested could easily click on your name to locate YOUR blog, I'm glad I could help your cause of self promotion.

V - you've made a wise choice. And I was hoping you'd notice that!

Mrs. McDreamy said...

I am mad because I wrote this whole response and then it got deleted. Add that to the ASS list.

Anyway, this is sick and wrong and I am afraid that the world is going crazy. I hate that people can do hirrific things and call it art.

Sue Ellen Mischke said...

I hate forwards more than I hate creepy Chinese guys who pretend to eat fetuses.

Gargantus said...

sounds like he had a hankering for a california cheese burger...

melbo said...

gross