April 15, 2006

Sick and Wrong

For those that haven't heard the latest in Czech pampering, check this one out:

"The major bath ingredient is Dark Bathing Beer... characteristic beer foam of caramel colour... client is immersed into the baths which is enriched by a batch of active beer yeast [sic]..."

Did somebody say Spring Break in Chodovar?

That’s right, welcome to the newest and drunkenest spa on the planet, where a 20 minute soak can, get this, “enable the relaxed body and mind to release a stream of positive thoughts and energy.” So they’re saying beer can relax you? Who knew?!

But if just a soak isn’t enough, or if you’re tempted to drink the bathwater, you’d better take a tip from the pros: “To enhance the relaxation experience, the guests are recommended a glass of unique non-pasteurized Rock Lager...” Or as we say here in the states, “Moderation and sensible drinking are for pussies. Chug-a-lug, bro!”

Now I’ve officially made myself sick.


Marc said...

I think you need to be a massage therapist to really appreciate this one.

melbo said...

Or to be totally grossed out by it?

Mrs. McDreamy said...

I think it is easier to just ignore it and pretend it isn't true. That's what I do about most things that freak me out.

verniciousknids said...

Hmmm...interesting. I must admit that I did rinse my hair with beer once - it was supposed to make it healthier, but it just smelled like a nightclub instead!

melbo said...

Mrs. McD, a great big welcome to you - it's great to have you back!! That's a good strategy. I'm testing it out with the arrival of the TomKitten.

Vern, at what bars do you mop up beer with your head? Sounds kinky. I do know what you mean though; I always feel like I just got a cigarette butt raunch deep conditioning treatment after a night out.

verniciousknids said...

Hee...guess I have to stop using my hair as a coaster :D