April 4, 2006



I have trouble remembering anyone’s eye color but I remember easily how messed up their teeth are.

What does that say about me?

12 comments:

Mind Spewer said...

I am like that too. I wouldn't go out with a boy in high school because his teeth looked like a corn cob.

pete said...

I have no clue what color anyones eyes or teeth are like. I only pay attention to the sexual organs

Gargantus said...

so you walk around staring at crotch? I have gorgeous eyes and teeth so i am pretty much above the law... i bet.

pete said...

You dont Gar?

Gargantus said...

well, sometimes, if their boobs aren't in the way...

melbo said...

Boobs in the way of the crotch? Gross. I can see how that would be distracting.

"Ohhhhh, do you boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow..."

melbo said...

Sooo... No one knows that camp song, eh? How disappointing.

Marc said...

I know it. But it grosses me out.

Jess said...

can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

melbo said...

Do your

Boobs

Hang

Low?!

vermonter said...

They will if you breastfeed.....

melbo said...

Speaking from experience, Vermonter? :P