Quintessential E & J

Poor dog.



And yes, E was victorious in his refusal to sleep, so we let him stay up to watch America's Got Talent. Go Nuttin' But Strings!

A Little Peace'll Cost Ya

100 : Approximate # of times Jäger had the runs in the last 3 days

6 : # of times he didn't make it past the threshold

$210 : Ridiculous amount spent on the veterinarian visit

$140 : Cost of one BadA** Jäger-can't-get-into-this-mother trash can (which, by the way looks AMAZING in our kitchen and increased the value of our home by an estimated 2%)

The price of a good nights sleep and coming home to poop-free floors : Priceless. Or $350. I still can't decide.

Jäger's Ass Meets Glass

JÄGER’S ASS MEETS GLASS

**A re-enactment of actual events**
Starring: Jäger and the Glass That Never Knew What Hit It

Jäger, say hello to the glass.

Glass, say hello to Jäger's ass.

Glass, you've been decapitated.

You never knew what hit ya.