February 11, 2006

Men in Womens Clothing

I fear I’ve reached a new low. I stalled taking a shower yesterday for a whole hour so I could watch Tyra Banks and guest hosts "Washed- Up- Supermodel- Now- Botoxed- to- the- Max- and- Struggling- to- Make- a- Comeback" Janice Dickinson and "Flaming- Techno- Drag- Diva (or Miva, can’t be too sure)" Kevin Aviance crown “America’s First Transexual Top Model.”

I flipped on the tv while stretching after taking a run - nothing like a dose of commercialism after a fulfilling frolic in nature - knowing I had to quickly shower so I could do my hair and get ready for a baby shower I was attending. Well, after several inward promises of "just 10 more minutes” I finally got to see the gender confused winner give his/her tearful speech on how great it was to finally feel validated and accepted. Slightly anti-climatic; I ended up a little confused myself. For this, I sacrificed my hair and make-up, but a bland face and ponytail would have to do. Kevin would be so disappointed.

7 comments:

Kris said...

I whole heartedly concur that Janice is a MIVA. "She's, a man-man, baby."

Alifinale said...

Ew, RuPaul is better looking than that guy. I sure miss cable and getting caught up in crappy shows like that.

melbo said...

Lucky for you Tyra is hanging out on basic cable! She's on in the morning AND afternoon here so it's hard to miss when surfing our whole 5 channels.

syd said...

man, you guys live like poor people!

melbo said...

Welcome to the world of paying your own bills, G. For your sake, I hope you never have to experience it.

syd said...

well, at least my dad isnt paying them anymore, my team is. I even get a free phone. If i ever have to get a credit card, someone will have to teach me how they work...

Marc said...

Basic cable Melissa? More like Tyra is hanging out on RABBIT EARS. Basic cable would be an upgrade honey.